Why doesn’t England have a national vegetable? (2024)

Why doesn’t England have a national vegetable? (1)

Violet‘s food columnist Jess Lock takes us through the wonders of national identity through vegetables

Jess Lock

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I often find myself in that bleary half-awake dream state at 3am, only to be jolted awake by an all-consuming worry or an earth-quaking epiphanic moment. The other night, I experienced both at the same time. I was gripped, I was restless, I was shook: why doesn’t England have a national vegetable?

Now, as I’m sure you’ll all agree, in a world struck by political turmoil and injustice, this is an incredibly pressing question. Wales has their leek, Ireland can lay claim to the potato, proud Scots love their neeps (that’s turnips or swedes to the rest of us). Even our European neighbours (or kinda neighbours #Brexit) can proudly boast of veg quintessential to their country: the French have onions, Eastern Europeans have the beetroot and cabbage, and Italians the tomato.

So why are we, the English people, slighted in this way? We deserve more. We deserve recognition for our mediocrity, poor decisions and divisive politics. So here is my solution: below is my effort to list as many vegetables as I am capable of (trust me, when you understand my familiarity with greens, you’ll realise the struggle I encountered creating such a list), in order to perfect our vegetal image.

Asparagus is a strong contender for an English vegetable, coming into season at a patriotic peak – St George’s Day. Yet who wants to be allied with a stinky-pee vegetable? Picture the Tudor Rose entwined with a porcelain throne full of pungent piss – not quite cohesive (though not entirely unsubstantiated considering some of the smells I’ve encountered emanating from English pits).

“I was gripped, I was restless, I was shook: why doesn’t England have a national vegetable?”

Carrots are also often associated with England, but not the white wild carrots native to Britain - the orange carrot, developed in the Netherlands during the reign of William of Orange is sadly not really very English at all.

Cabbage? Another English fave (for what reason is another question) yet the stench of sweaty, overcooked school dinners does not really sum up an England I’d love to represent. Plus, surely England can do better than the anemic cauliflower?

As for other veg…

Kale – too faddish. Aubergine – too phallic.

Artichoke – too Waitrose. Chickpeas – too foreign.

Celery – too gross. Broccoli – too boring.

Peppers – too strong. Lettuce – too pathetic.

Mushrooms – too slimy. Radish – too niche.

Spinach – too Popeye. Peas – too small.

Brussel sprouts – too hated. Sweetcorn – too sweet.

So what would I suggest we tout as England’s vegetable? What could possibly remain after that long list of legumes? What can truly unite the English people?

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Easy really - it’s got to be baked beans.

Traditional English fare – good in toasties and with fish fingers; great on a fry-up; great when cold, straight from the tin on DofE. Served as a side at the iconic chain KFC (no reputable English town is found without one), and counting as one of your five-a-day, there’s nothing the baked bean can’t perk up. They’re an ally to the hungry; they’re cheap and cheerful; they’re the best sub for ketchup and even have their own playground rhyme (beans, beans, good for your heart…). We English should be proud of our heritage; we can make a beautifully balanced meal from just beans and bread, a thought which seems horrifying to our transatlantic pals. Whether you stand on the traditionalist side with Heinz or like to spice up your beans with the Branston brand, ultimately beans unite – their orangey goodness is surely emblematic of everything good in this bleak, bleak world

Why doesn’t England have a national vegetable? (2024)

FAQs

Why doesn't the UK produce more food? ›

Therefore, as a food-trading nation, the UK relies on both imports and a thriving agricultural sector to feed itself and drive economic growth. Behind the always full-looking supermarket shelves lies a supply chain that is sensitive to economic and environmental events. Too much or too little rain can reduce harvests.

What vegetable is native to England? ›

Some native British vegetables include potatoes, carrots, peas, cabbage, broccoli, turnips, parsnips, onions, leeks, and kale.

Is the UK self-sufficient in vegetables? ›

In a report last year on improving food security , the government said the UK is largely self-sufficient in wheat, most meats and eggs. More than 50% of the vegetables the country eats are gown on UK farms - but only 16% of fruit.

What is the national vegetable of England? ›

The garden pea. It grows easily throughout Britain, and has done for centuries. Its name dates from Chaucer's time, when it was known as pease. In its dried form, the pea is the basis for traditional staples such as pease porridge.

Why does the UK have a vegetable shortage? ›

COLD WEATHER, HIGH ENERGY BILLS

Unusually cold temperatures in Spain and heavy rain and flooding in Morocco — two of the biggest tomato suppliers to the U.K. — have led to poor yields and are cited as the primary cause of the shortage.

What are the main reasons why the UK wastes so much food? ›

There are many different causes of food waste. However, the leading causes are: Shops, supermarkets, or restaurants ordering too many products that will not sell. Poor education regarding how we should dispose of food waste.

When did Britain stop being self-sufficient in food? ›

The last time Britain was self-sufficient in food production was in the 19th century. However, Britain can become self-sufficient once more, but changes need to occur in what we eat.

Is USA food self-sufficient? ›

The United States demonstrates high self-sufficiency, importing only 20% of its food, yet still, 10.2% of households face food insecurity, particularly in states like Mississippi and Arkansas.

Can you grow your own vegetables in UK? ›

You don't need a big garden or an allotment to start growing your own vegetables – any space will do as long as it's sunny. If you have room, a dedicated veg patch is ideal. However you can also grow crops in window boxes, patio containers or in flower borders.

What is the national vegetable 🍆? ›

The first national vegetable of India is the "Pumpkin" (Cucurbita maxima). India does not have an official national vegetable. However, various vegetables are popular and widely consumed across the country, such as eggplant (brinjal), okra (lady's finger), and various types of beans and lentils.

What is the most eaten vegetable in England? ›

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  1. 1 Potatoes92%
  2. 2 Carrots86%
  3. 3 Onions83%
  4. 4 New Potatoes83%
  5. 5 Peas82%
  6. 6 Red Peppers82%
  7. 7 Garlic82%
  8. 8 Tomatoes80%

What is England's national food? ›

As well as there is no single official National Day in the UK, there is not one single national dish of Britain, mainly because the UK is made up of four separate countries, each of which have their own national dishes: Chicken Tikka Masala in England; Haggis in Scotland; Welsh Cawl in Wales; and Irish Stew in Ireland.

Why is there so much food poverty in the UK? ›

Lack of income, rather than food scarcity, is the main driver of hunger, food poverty and food related health inequalities in England. While food inflation is expected to level off in in 2023, food prices remain high and people across our communities will continue to struggle to afford essentials.

Why does the UK import so much food instead of growing it? ›

The UK's climate limits the domestic production of a range of fruits and vegetables making imports necessary to ensure year-round availability of the widest range of products. Consumers also play a part in driving imports.

Why is there no food on the shelves UK? ›

Growers contend that the shortages are part of a larger problem affecting the UK's food supply. Due to rising expenses, farmers across the UK have been compelled to reduce their output. The cost of cultivating a tomato climbed by 27 per cent between 2021 and 2022, according to research released by the NFU in November.

What is the food crisis in the UK? ›

Meanwhile, 11 million people in the UK struggle to get enough to eat (an estimated 8 million adults and 3 million children). Those numbers have soared as a result of the cost of living crisis.

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